Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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