I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
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i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
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yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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