Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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