I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Randomize
