Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
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That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
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So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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