kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
im on a boat
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