she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
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lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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