When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
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Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
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It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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