I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
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I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
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Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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