Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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