what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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