It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
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The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
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I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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