farters have to be the big spoon...
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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