Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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