Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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