You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
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I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
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Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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