And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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