only if we run a train.
done.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
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I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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