I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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