Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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