I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
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Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
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She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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