small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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