Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Randomize