i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
