And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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