How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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