Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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