3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
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Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
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Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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