We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
We need to rekindle our bromance
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The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
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guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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