Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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