just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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