how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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