there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Bring me that man meat
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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