im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
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drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
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I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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