you guys were way drunker than both of me
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
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No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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