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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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