I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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