just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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