my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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