either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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