real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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