How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
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Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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