ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
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Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
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We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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