awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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