Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
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I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
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You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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