if only i could text you this smell
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
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I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
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The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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