I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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