bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
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okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
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Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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