I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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