Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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