I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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