Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
